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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 839
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DarkDaedalus009 : I took a shit

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Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52341) - you deserved it (98131)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8057) - you deserved it (20130)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)



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