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DarkDaedalus009

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1032
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DarkDaedalus009 : I took a shit

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Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

#19988721
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30108) - you deserved it (2133)

On 07/28/2012 at 5:56am - health - by Insomniac (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

#19988318
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9850) - you deserved it (18940)

On 07/28/2012 at 12:17am - kids - by love_to_live - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33512) - you deserved it (2274)

On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

#19977285
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9353) - you deserved it (62699)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33478) - you deserved it (2847)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29376) - you deserved it (2648)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

#14986533
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38867) - you deserved it (22565)

On 02/15/2011 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Emily Salt -

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

#13822314
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33004) - you deserved it (5558)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML

#11281809
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11014) - you deserved it (51303)

On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66991) - you deserved it (4387)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

#3934975
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69394) - you deserved it (5230)

On 07/21/2009 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Headphones (man) - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

#3102076
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10513) - you deserved it (60604)

On 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by TheFlash (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

#3102076
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10513) - you deserved it (60604)

On 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by TheFlash (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

#3102076
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10513) - you deserved it (60604)

On 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by TheFlash (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682364) - you deserved it (457917)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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