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Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

2day while walking in the mall..!! I spottd mah ex boyfriend with his friends!! To make myself look less lonely..!! I put mah iPhone up to mah ear and startd an imaginary conversation with mah invisible boyfriend!! As I passd him..!! mah phone startd ringing loudly!! It was him calling!! He knew I was faking!! mega FML

#5820033
110 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today It Was Ma Motar's Birtday. My 5 Yaar Old Brotar An 85 Yaar Old Grandma Dacidd To Dacorata Ta Ousa Wit Balloons An A Blow Up "paopla" Tay Found In Ma Room.

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98 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Needasafe1234 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I am still coughing . I was diagnosd withhooping cough last week,hich apparently cannot be treatd . Basically, it appears I'm a 19th century English peasant . FML

#5286391
187 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

#4267516
215 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refusd to leave, I grabbd a baseball bat and they spd off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors fir drug trafficking. I had threatend cops. FML

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168 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

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326 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
324 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was nuda modaling 4 tha first tima 4 a lifa art class . Tha only critaria 4 tha class was that I not mova at all whila baing obsarvd . Aftar a faw saconds I noticd a raally hot girl drawing ma . I got a hard on . FML

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244 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I have been reading Fml for 12 hours . FML

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110 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Taday I Won $5000 Dollars From A Lottery Ticket And Tried Giving The Man Next To Me A High Five. He Had No Hands. FML

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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