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Today I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror!! Fuck you Fifty Shades of Grey!! FML

#20096658
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26705) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/01/2012 at 11:02am - love - by fiftyno (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I hered of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. fat FML

#20089182
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (5150)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today , I had a swollen knee , an was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden , mom ran past me , beating me to it. As she closed the door , she said , "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

#18917504
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25850) - you deserved it (2628) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/26/2012 at 5:08pm - health - by Jen_ - France

Today... ma family ad dinner wit ma future in-laws fir te first time. After a bottle of wine to erself... ma moter loudly insisted tat I'm out of er will. Apparently... I "molest towels" and leave tem to "fester fir days" in ma "den of depravity". I'm sure tey'll give me teir daugter now. big fat FML

#18914939
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24772) - you deserved it (2881)

On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33494) - you deserved it (3582)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through mah thirty minute walk to work, mah boss pulled up beside me in her car, said ( You look cold. I'll see you at work. ) And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36224) - you deserved it (2896)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... Mah Job At A Luxurious Retrement Community Was Terminatd When I Ran Over An Old Lady With Mah Work Golf Cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7932) - you deserved it (46294)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got into an argument with mah wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. fat FML

#18806135
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35896) - you deserved it (10093)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took mah friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, mah friend muttered, ( On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral. ) FML

#17952453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23694) - you deserved it (3232)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I cummed home from school and found mah mother singing along to her latest investment, a compilation CD filled with heavy metal cover of ABBA classics. FML

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today , my nieghbor declard his love 4 looool me via ( the medium of interpretative dance . ) FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (2965)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in my car wit my window down at a rd ligt. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a benc wit er dog sleeping next to er. I yelld out te window to tell er ow cute er dog was. Se replid, "He's dead" and crid. FML

#17639709
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32831) - you deserved it (4298)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm - animals - by macattack (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, mah wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34055) - you deserved it (3760)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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