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DareToDream7
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 March 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, someone at work was bragging that their son was high school valedictorian and offered a full college scholarship. 7 years ago, I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was, "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continued taking their order. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29770) - you deserved it (4914)

On 11/07/2009 at 11:04am - work - by John (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

#6194292 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (31646) - you deserved it (3148)

On 11/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by batgirlrules881 (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

#5378920 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (28325) - you deserved it (2298)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

#4374791 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (49849) - you deserved it (2224)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by madaskueuchiha (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, was my birthday. I rented a condo on the beach for me and my friends to stay at, they were supposed to pick me up. They left without me to stay in the condo I paid for. Determined to make my birthday a little better, I went to see what my parents got me. They got me a barbie, even though I turned 18. FML

#4119270 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (37978) - you deserved it (2718)

On 07/28/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by fmbirthday - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

#4046377 (763)

I agree, your life sucks (85061) - you deserved it (25499)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49118) - you deserved it (2999)

On 07/25/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year old daughter to see what she thought of the microwave. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML

#4026521 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (5202) - you deserved it (57308)

On 07/25/2009 at 7:30am - kids - by BlueBaby123 (woman) - United States (New York)



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