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DarB94
  • Town/Country : Acme, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 175
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

#17641020
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27983) - you deserved it (5290)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:48am - money - by woodre - United States

Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24900) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/30/2011 at 5:35am - money - by BadTime (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

#17575849
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22942) - you deserved it (5263)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26778) - you deserved it (2482)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

#17516862
103 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

#17497272
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22006) - you deserved it (3162)

On 08/17/2011 at 3:14am - money - by AshamedDaughter - Canada (British Columbia)



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