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Dany93
  • Town/Country : Narnia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 560
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Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23541) - you deserved it (54072)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13868) - you deserved it (56911)

On 09/26/2009 at 1:34am - love - by bigdawg702 (man) - United States

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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176 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by sadlife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 13 year old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by musik_ist_liebe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (165542) - you deserved it (9198)

On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8052) - you deserved it (110834)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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