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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 October 1993 (21 years)
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TODAY, I TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST. I WAS DISAPPOINTED IT WAS NEGATIVE, AS MAH FIANCÉ AN I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR FOUR YEARS AN HAVE A STRONG RELATIONSHIP. HE DANCED WITH HAPPINESSHEN HE DISCOVERED THE TEST WAS NEGATIVE AN TRIED TO HIGH-FIVE ME. FML

#20094767
147 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 5:30am - love - by BeforeItWasCool - United Kingdom

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
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On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

I was talking with mah wife of five years, an I gave her a few hints about wanting kids . After our talk, she lookd at me completely serious an said ( Yeah, yeah, kids are great an all, but can't we just get you a dog? ) FML

#19841919
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On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

I proudly told my elitist dad tat I now ave a beautiful grlfriend. He didn't believe me... so I sowd im er Facebook. He demandd tat I stop seeing er... saying tat te duck-facing in er avatar was te allmark of ( a lower form of being ) wo would only ever same our family. fat FML

#19778453
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On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

#19631017
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On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)

today a therapist told me that I was too depressd to attend his depression group meetings . FML

#19520944
149 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, I pourd my eart out to my girlfriend of two yeres expressing my feelings for er. Se respondd wit, ( I'm going to bd. ) big fat FML

#19464902
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On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask y she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

#19455819
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On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

today I got ma foot stuck in te car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tigter till ma foot was in te air, so I started panicking an eventually started crying. My boyfriend ad to pull over an save me from a seat belt. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

today I realizd that something's wronghen u have to go looool to a mental hospital for a family reunion. mega FML

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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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174 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today , I was feeling frisky 4 the frst time in months , so I startd feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticd his sarcasm , he said ( Yeah , doesn't feel so great , does it? ) and turnd the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
254 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

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412 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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