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Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)
Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by BFH4Life (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)
Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy - United States
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States
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