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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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