Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Danniiboii22

Search for a member

Danniiboii22

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1216
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Danniiboii22 : Hey,

Im daniel u can call me danny :)
Im 17
Home town brklyn 1^

Im cool laid back sweet person

MSG me if u wanna kno more or anything :)

Danniiboii22's page activity

Visits<b>Spillett</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:49pm<b>jacob_coryell98</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:54am<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 12:16pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 2:07pm<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:44am<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 8:33pm<b>Vitrolicz</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 5:47pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 8:35pm<b>Luna_Soleil</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 10:16pm<b>cmonger</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 5:42pm<b>stryggzy</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 5:06pm<b>S13rra01257</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 10:30pm<b>Captain20</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 9:31pm<b>theaaxis</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 11:46am<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 9:51pm<b>anonymous1604</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 10:26pm<b>alliegatorrrr</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 9:13pm<b>euphoricness</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 8:47pm

Danniiboii22's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Danniiboii22's favorite FMLs

Today, I was helping a customer when she asked if we were open on Christmas eve. I wasn't sure, so I asked my manager. My manager looked me over and said, "Yes, we will be open. Thank you for volunteering to come in." FML

#14223597
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30336) - you deserved it (3968)

On 12/16/2010 at 12:06pm - work - by adjk90 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

#14074806
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37220) - you deserved it (5181)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26121) - you deserved it (53719)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: