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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1037
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Danniiboii22 : Hey,

Im daniel u can call me danny :)
Im 17
Home town brklyn 1^

Im cool laid back sweet person

MSG me if u wanna kno more or anything :)

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Today, I was helping a customer when she asked if we were open on Christmas eve. I wasn't sure, so I asked my manager. My manager looked me over and said, "Yes, we will be open. Thank you for volunteering to come in." FML

#14223597
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (3744)

On 12/16/2010 at 12:06pm - work - by adjk90 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

#14074806
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36725) - you deserved it (5143)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23598) - you deserved it (50365)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -



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