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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 February 1990 (24 years)
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Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7930) - you deserved it (46440)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60841) - you deserved it (5295)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by carnivore (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 10:31am - health - by NoPainNoGain (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

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143 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (174652) - you deserved it (30397)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta



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