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Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7883) - you deserved it (1700)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672 (341)

I agree, your life sucks (7556) - you deserved it (2725)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

#18807759 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (10406) - you deserved it (788)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902 (410)

I agree, your life sucks (13074) - you deserved it (51202)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (29577) - you deserved it (5505)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (11336) - you deserved it (882)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

#17919318 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (8665) - you deserved it (3137)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940 (327)

I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (4187)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

#17706134 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (4276) - you deserved it (13684)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

#17473520 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (8732) - you deserved it (2578)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732 (442)

I agree, your life sucks (9429) - you deserved it (35956)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (32681) - you deserved it (4560)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445 (497)

I agree, your life sucks (38827) - you deserved it (3913)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

#15621262 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (14142) - you deserved it (7174)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (7230) - you deserved it (1540)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)