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Danielle7994
  • Town/Country : Slovakia, Missouri , United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 738
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to a local Indian takeaway, since I'm from India originally, and none of my friends speak Hindi. I went up to the counter and placed my order in Hindi with the seemingly Indian owner. He gave me a weird look and said, "Huh? Speak English, ya rimjob." FML

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On 05/17/2013 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

#20666712
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33850) - you deserved it (8987)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML

#20666555
122 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 1:58am - love - by married life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up to my dad emptying a water bottle on my head, because I needed to "get up for school" or I'd be late. FML

#20662590
83 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 7:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

#20661280
66 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

#20654794
83 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 6:58pm - health - by Chia (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

#20652571
85 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by drug testing - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

#20651461
90 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today, I told my family I'm going shopping with my friend "Emma". My sister's been teasing me about this saying, "Emma can't exist! She's not real! You don't have any friends." She's right. FML

#20650839
88 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm - misc - by 19kwhatever (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML

#20650676
87 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 8:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I decided I would try this feature on my banking app which lets me deposit checks by sending a picture of it. The instructions say to rip the check after depositing. The deposit didn't work and now I've got a ripped up paycheck. FML

#20650425
120 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by Checkless chick - United States

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

#20647074
158 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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39 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

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76 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 9:30pm - work - by annoyedgirl - United States (Washington)



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