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by NathanA / 07/08/2013 at 7:54pm / United States (California) / Work
by STOPTAKINGPICTURES / 07/08/2013 at 7:45pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by pinkXpress1023 / 07/08/2013 at 2:55pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Erica / 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/07/2013 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by SimG / 07/07/2013 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
by lostmystuff / 07/07/2013 at 2:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by BlueB / 07/06/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2013 at 1:34pm / Nigeria (Lagos) / Miscellaneous
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
by theunluckylifeofme / 06/26/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Creepedout / 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2013 at 4:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm / Belgium / Animals
Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML
by irishbubble / 06/04/2013 at 8:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…