About Danfran_1147 : I'm 21, Austin transplant living in Miami. Miami's not big enough for me. I'm definitely a country girl! I'm a third year Biomedical engineering student and I say "y'all" a lot!
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Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by skunked - United States (California)
Today, I cut my own bangs. I pulled too much hair to the front and ended up giving myself a mullet. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 12:28pm - misc - by kittykittyrun (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 9:06am - work - by Not a day over 35 (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by scarredforlife - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by ... (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by not a brain cell in sight (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 1:10am - intimacy - by sex deprived (woman) - United States
Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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On 06/13/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by sugarysofalof - United States (Colorado)
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
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On 06/12/2013 at 10:40pm - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
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On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML
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On 06/12/2013 at 1:33pm - health - by unknown - United States (California)
Monday 17 June 2013
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