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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 330
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today a police car hit my parked vehicle likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket fir 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML

#21357102
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40713) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/16/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah husband cummad claan to having an affair with mah sistar . I latar found out mah othar sistar ancouragad tha affair bacausa sha thought thay'd ba a cuta coupla . maga FML

#21194001
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56397) - you deserved it (4067)

On 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm - love - by outoflove (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I proposd to mah grlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheerd 4 us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement did down, she leand over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

#20622674
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73222) - you deserved it (10094)

On 04/26/2013 at 5:17am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26170) - you deserved it (10881)

On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out thathen I orgasm, mah increasd heret rate causes me to pass out. I also found out mah boyfriend doesn't stophen I'm unconscious. mega FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54548) - you deserved it (8002)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I ran ovar a cathila driving homa. I triad to kaap mysalf togathar but couldn't halp but cry cuz of how bad I falt. Through mah taars I failad to notica a porcupina in tha middla of tha road. Yap, I hit him too. FML

#4618349
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50889) - you deserved it (17755)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today,hile working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

#2593588
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64450) - you deserved it (3603)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227234)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was jogging in mah neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins.

#1864532
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58243) - you deserved it (2888)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by TheJoker (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729428) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682597) - you deserved it (458074)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73977) - you deserved it (759051)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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