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Danblay
  • Town/Country : Canterbury, UK
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 November 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29128) - you deserved it (14252)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56872) - you deserved it (20112)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Foxy (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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