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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 876
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DanGleesak : Uh, hey. If you noticed one of my FML's has been published. I was the one who punched myself in the face while eating a GoGurt. Maybe its because i am uncoordinated or something. Anyway, I don't comment on FML's very much. Sometimes i feel the need to contribute though.

Don't message me, I hate everyone.

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DanGleesak's favorite FMLs

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

by Pimpleeater / 12/20/2011 at 2:45am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Kids

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

by mrs.nerd / 10/23/2011 at 8:38am / United States / Love

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

by Beeisc00l / 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm / Reserved / Animals