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About DanGleesak : Uh, hey. If you noticed one of my FML's has been published. I was the one who punched myself in the face while eating a GoGurt. Maybe its because i am uncoordinated or something. Anyway, I don't comment on FML's very much. Sometimes i feel the need to contribute though.
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Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
Friday 5 February 2016