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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 478
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DanGleesak : Uh, hey. If you noticed one of my FML's has been published. I was the one who punched myself in the face while eating a GoGurt. Maybe its because i am uncoordinated or something. Anyway, I don't comment on FML's very much. Sometimes i feel the need to contribute though.

Don't message me, I hate everyone.

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Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16843) - you deserved it (49810)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42373) - you deserved it (5073)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23596) - you deserved it (15409)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32440) - you deserved it (4009)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46817) - you deserved it (7243)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25209) - you deserved it (19922)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved



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