About Dan714 : I've been known to dabble in magic and play the bagpipe. I'm a geology major from Maine. If I sound like someone you'd be able to tolerate, and/or you'd like to get to know me better, let's talk!
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Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
by MissMSE / 09/18/2009 at 4:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by nofriends / 08/26/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML
by Mulee / 03/07/2009 at 7:03am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Intimacy
Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML
by LuvShawn / 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart… Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24.… Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work,…