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Dan714

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Dan714

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  • Number of visits : 761
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dan714 : I've been known to dabble in magic and play the bagpipe. I'm a geology major from Maine. If I sound like someone you'd be able to tolerate, and/or you'd like to get to know me better, let's talk!

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Dan714's favorite FMLs

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

#4847720
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43224) - you deserved it (7657)

On 08/26/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by nofriends (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

#232857
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (158372)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

#152596
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23231) - you deserved it (64008)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44613) - you deserved it (10502)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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