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Dan714

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Dan714

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  • Number of visits : 785
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dan714 : I've been known to dabble in magic and play the bagpipe. I'm a geology major from Maine. If I sound like someone you'd be able to tolerate, and/or you'd like to get to know me better, let's talk!

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Dan714's favorite FMLs

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14129) - you deserved it (29007)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31798) - you deserved it (7761)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38323) - you deserved it (3528)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

#18119295
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34310) - you deserved it (4159)

On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML

#17928549
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23283) - you deserved it (2973)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:32pm - work - by jdmarine83 - United States

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32450) - you deserved it (4121)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40075) - you deserved it (3492)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I worked out that if I paid the minimum monthly amount on my student loans, I'd be paying them until I'm 65. FML

#14636312
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26855) - you deserved it (5472)

On 01/19/2011 at 6:05am - money - by fuckall (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8269) - you deserved it (92149)

On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9248) - you deserved it (72030)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he was going to make it to our first child's Christening as there was a football match on at the same time. Without hesitating, he replyed that he would just watch the recording. He meant the recording of the Christenting. He was serious. FML

#8714094
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30653) - you deserved it (6069)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:26am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5787) - you deserved it (60898)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

#6904777
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7254) - you deserved it (41558)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

#6821061
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23266) - you deserved it (14458)

On 12/19/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by GlassPwn (woman) - United States



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