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Dan714

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Dan714

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  • Number of visits : 407
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dan714 : I'm Dan
-I'm 18
-Cinco de Mayo (meaning I'm a Taurus)
-I bike
-I write poetry
-I speak French
-I compete in Academic Decathlon
-I travel: 41 states (including Alaska and Hawai'i), 4 Canadian provinces (Quebec, British Columbia, the Yukon, and New Brunswick), and 7 foreign countries (Canada, El Salvador, Costa Rica, Peru, Portugal, Spain, and France)

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Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12759) - you deserved it (26646)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29796) - you deserved it (7448)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35056) - you deserved it (3239)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

#18119295
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31398) - you deserved it (3881)

On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML

#17928549
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22041) - you deserved it (2861)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:32pm - work - by jdmarine83 - United States

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10322) - you deserved it (34298)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31042) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37327) - you deserved it (3279)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I worked out that if I paid the minimum monthly amount on my student loans, I'd be paying them until I'm 65. FML

#14636312
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24159) - you deserved it (5194)

On 01/19/2011 at 6:05am - money - by fuckall (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7457) - you deserved it (86910)

On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8181) - you deserved it (68133)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he was going to make it to our first child's Christening as there was a football match on at the same time. Without hesitating, he replyed that he would just watch the recording. He meant the recording of the Christenting. He was serious. FML

#8714094
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27677) - you deserved it (5656)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:26am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4995) - you deserved it (57383)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

#6904777
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6784) - you deserved it (40147)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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