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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1592
  • Number of comments : 316
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Damian95 : Hi my name is Damian! I'm lame, loud, and slightly immature but lots of fun! I'm also happily taken! I love FML and post replies and comments on the occasion. Im half redneck and Half spanish but i came out as a tan white guy! Feel free to message me if you're bored because I'm a talkative person but I'm not a creeper and rarely message anyone first! If you're scared go to church. And always remember Pimpin Ain't Easy.

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Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML


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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML


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On 05/18/2009 at 8:04am - work - by hipthrustdude (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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