About Damian95 : Hi my name is Damian! I'm lame, loud, and slightly immature but lots of fun! I'm also happily taken! I love FML and post replies and comments on the occasion. Im half redneck and Half spanish but i came out as a tan white guy! Feel free to message me if you're bored because I'm a talkative person but I'm not a creeper and rarely message anyone first! If you're scared go to church. And always remember Pimpin Ain't Easy.
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Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
by Sam / 06/24/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML
by nameless / 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by hipthrustdude / 05/18/2009 at 8:04am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Work
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, at lunch, my seven-year-old daughter and I had a chat. I asked her if she had a sweetheart.… Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…