Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1624
  • Number of comments : 316
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Damian95 : Hi my name is Damian! I'm lame, loud, and slightly immature but lots of fun! I'm also happily taken! I love FML and post replies and comments on the occasion. Im half redneck and Half spanish but i came out as a tan white guy! Feel free to message me if you're bored because I'm a talkative person but I'm not a creeper and rarely message anyone first! If you're scared go to church. And always remember Pimpin Ain't Easy.

Damian95's page activity

Visits<b>TheGreatPotato</b> - yesterday at 1:11am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - yesterday at 8:52am<b>sydmeister99</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:19am<b>odod777</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 3:35pm<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 9:52pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:46am<b>lVluse</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 8:45pm<b>Necropool</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 3:38pm<b>Happyfuntime1017</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 9:03am<b>colinabi</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:54pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:36am<b>lilferrit</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:06am<b>minioncandy</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:48am<b>norpedo</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 12:46am<b>enderman99125</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:23am<b>mikeman1744</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 2:18am<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:23pm<b>i_love_you253</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:11am

Fucked!<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 8:36am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 4:49pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 3:19am<b>kaiboy702</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 9:47am

Damian95's FML badges


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of Damian95's badges

Damian95's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38686) - you deserved it (4747)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27810) - you deserved it (2753)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10512) - you deserved it (52028)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:04am - work - by hipthrustdude (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: