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Damafia

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Damafia

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 260
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Damafia : Message me if you wanna know.

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Visits<b>gogators941</b> - yesterday at 10:35pm<b>k_gils</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 11:08am<b>reyelisaia</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 8:05pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 3:38pm<b>sanuxo_</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 1:14pm<b>muslimpride</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 12:45pm<b>AFaye3964</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 12:18pm<b>ayangie</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 10:58am<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 8:27am<b>TaylorWhiteGirl</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 12:50pm<b>Badman6969</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 1:18am<b>michouchoubou</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 10:58am<b>MythicalPanda</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 1:11am<b>artiststatement</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 12:13am<b>lilpsyco</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 1:37pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 6:55am<b>aspenmoon</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 2:32am<b>BridgieLou19</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 10:59pm

Liked!<b>merekat95</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 2:00am

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42382) - you deserved it (13748)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41559) - you deserved it (21389)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)



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