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Damafia

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Damafia

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>bkirky</b> - 4 hours ago<b>somthingstupd</b> - 6 hours ago<b>nchic01</b> - 11 hours ago<b>k_cummins</b> - yesterday at 3:07am<b>Food2Abs</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 3:01pm<b>Prerogative</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 12:39am<b>mimibear10</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 2:23pm<b>natmarie94</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:19am<b>leopardwilliam</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 11:29pm<b>jackalsssss</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 6:53pm<b>UNLUCKYyY1037</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 6:47pm<b>sweatypandalove</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 4:01pm<b>jamienicole1993</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 10:17am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 9:26am<b>hales90</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 9:19am<b>miliaras93</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 8:33am<b>gogators941</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 2:16pm<b>mixinitup</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 12:37am

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Damafia's favorite FMLs

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

#21239517
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41890) - you deserved it (13582)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41511) - you deserved it (21361)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)



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