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Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86247) - you deserved it (4248)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25555) - you deserved it (6762)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

#19222051
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27132) - you deserved it (9195)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

#19179734
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21565) - you deserved it (3878)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10374) - you deserved it (27597)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36516) - you deserved it (4476)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37398) - you deserved it (2227)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34794) - you deserved it (12236)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33244) - you deserved it (2418)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

#18650624
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (3412)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48593) - you deserved it (7728)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45840) - you deserved it (2820)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30882) - you deserved it (4168)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22064) - you deserved it (5540)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28688) - you deserved it (3518)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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