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DalekSec

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DalekSec

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DalekSec : I love Supernatural and Doctor Who. I love food. I love corgis. I am a person of the internet. Nice to meet you.

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Visits<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 9:57am<b>FrostyKittens</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 11:58pm<b>sawq1023</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 4:40pm<b>gingaa96</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 2:13pm<b>bigboi1992</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 2:08pm<b>Redoxx</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 12:46am<b>saocrates</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 12:11am<b>JdmLife</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 10:22pm<b>jazzybrar</b> - the 02/05/2014 at 4:15am<b>splashface1</b> - the 02/02/2014 at 12:25am<b>whitevenom</b> - the 02/01/2014 at 9:41am<b>plagiarismo</b> - the 01/30/2014 at 11:03pm<b>grizzlybear26</b> - the 01/30/2014 at 8:47pm<b>Mrboss88</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 11:32pm<b>ssm04</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 10:04pm<b>f36k</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 1:32pm<b>jmx14</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 11:45am<b>beach_boy1992</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 11:30am

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DalekSec's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36181) - you deserved it (17567)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

#21180887
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45296) - you deserved it (4708)

On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

#21135914
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41903) - you deserved it (12287)

On 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my parents decided to get with the times. So far, they've made me get Snapchat and Instagram accounts, and made me add them on Facebook. They keep acting like annoying teenagers, and get mad at me when I don't play along. For the love of god, somebody save me. FML

#21134960
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43713) - you deserved it (4961)

On 05/09/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anais Strongrump III Jr. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML

#21126504
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54102) - you deserved it (3343)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51073) - you deserved it (4482)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

#21114249
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40140) - you deserved it (13069)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65134) - you deserved it (32592)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

#21107985
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62095) - you deserved it (5714)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

#21100295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41237) - you deserved it (17875)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

#21082455
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41121) - you deserved it (7757)

On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

#21059471
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46338) - you deserved it (6549)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

#21042109
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (10150)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico



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