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by Anonymous / 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by JJMan217 / 03/29/2011 at 2:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by upliftmofo / 03/28/2011 at 1:56am / Belgium / Animals
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2011 at 10:49pm / United States / Love
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2011 at 2:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by fffmmll / 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 03/20/2011 at 3:44am / United States (Utah) / Love
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Hannah / 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…