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by Anonymous / 05/31/2011 at 7:21am / Intimacy
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
by weddingblues / 05/30/2011 at 12:19am / United States (New York) / Geek
by yummy / 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by greenhide8 / 05/28/2011 at 1:27am / United States (North Dakota) / Money
by valerie / 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by FMLer / 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
by skiittlez713 / 05/20/2011 at 4:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Username / 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
by Anon / 05/07/2011 at 2:08am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Intimacy
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
by oldmama728 / 04/28/2011 at 7:07am / Geek
Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML
by Jyocka / 04/26/2011 at 6:25pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
by electricpuddle / 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm / Animals