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Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)
Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States
Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 2:10am - money - by WTF - United States (Florida)
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States
Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Grossed Out (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)
Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by Ms. Heartless (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)
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