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Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States
Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML
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Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML
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Today, I found out that driving for 2 weeks on 3/4 of a tank doesn't mean my truck magically got more efficient, it means my gas gauge is broken. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Kramer - Canada (Ontario)
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 1:36am - love - by sarah (woman) - United States
Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by nosymptoms (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)
Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States
Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States
Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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