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by SadExperiment / 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by JiggaJayZ / 10/29/2012 at 2:10pm / United States / Kids
by lifelike / 10/29/2012 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Animals
by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Nana / 10/22/2012 at 11:39am / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
by Lunazel93 / 10/22/2012 at 12:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my mother told me that my dead grandmother speaks to her. How? When she's thinking of her while brushing her teeth, her electric toothbrush will suddenly stop buzzing and this tells her her mother is communicating with her. FML
by smdh / 10/21/2012 at 10:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Pissed / 10/15/2012 at 3:57pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
by monkeyzz / 10/12/2012 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Health
Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML
by Dino / 10/12/2012 at 2:36am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm / United States / Animals
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by agh marriage / 10/11/2012 at 1:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
by AdamwithanA / 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, my kids overheard me talking about cleaning the fuel system in our RV before we go to Disney…
- Today, I learned that my parents want me to move out. Because my little brother has them convinced… Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped" it out the window 3 stories up. It's… Today, my new doctor gave me a pamphlet for a cervical cancer prevention injection and told me it's…