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DakotaCat
  • Town/Country : Turnip Town, Indiana, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 771
  • Number of comments : 323
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21699) - you deserved it (3524)

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