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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1987 (27 years)
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I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up an asks fir a smoke. I say "I've got something u can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts fir bieng a douche. FML

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121 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wantd to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticd that I hadn't startd the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
187 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

I Saw Wat I Thought Was A Gallon Jug Of Water. Trying To Do Something Spontaneous And Fun, I Took My Hardest Swing At It To See How Far I Could Kick It. It Was Frozen Solid. I Broke My Foot. FML

#7261047
77 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by tnt007 - France

Taday my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Taday I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friend dog!! The dog had just been outside an was kinda wet, I assumd it was raining out!! Just then someone came up an said ( Um, that dog's coverd in pee!! ) Apparently someone ped off the deck onto the dog as it walkd by!! FML

#7093721
44 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 11:40pm - animals - by ninjapup (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was really horny after some drty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my looool mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML

#7020543
115 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Rawr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he likes having sex during mah period because it makes him feel lyk he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he looool was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on mah back as I layd on mah stomach. I got home later, and felt that mah back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on mah back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
143 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at work, I watchad a man throw up in his hands, dump tha contants on his plata, than aat tha things it "didn't touch"!! I had to wash his plata!! FML

#6752832
58 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by militarywife2b - Sent from mobile version

Today , I woke up to fine my boyfriend watcing me sleep. I askd im if e was staring at me because e was in love. He replid tat it was because my farting wouldn't let im sleep. FML

#6528264
70 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah fiancé an I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped an bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married an going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML

#6423121
143 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by bleh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I lerened that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big , it means she's looool going to maul your face. FML

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152 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

2day I was on my back porc aving a cigarette. Not bieng all tat awake yet I trew te butt still smoldering on te ground. Did I remember tat tere was an astray rigt next to me? No. I didat I would do at work: I stampd it out. Barefoot. FML

#6237961
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5846) - you deserved it (47262)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:24am - health - by ID10t (man) - United States (California)

Today , I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips an decided to wear it on mah wrist. Whilst I was in the shower , I got a shock , thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance an slipped , banging mah head on the faucet. big fat FML

#6050280
90 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 1:15am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. Tere's a car was tat tey conveniently built rigt outside of tis Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of tis car was, even tinking about te $200 wort of groceries I ad just purcased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

#6022532
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7840) - you deserved it (61876)

On 10/27/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by dave (man) - United States



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