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Dakota27
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 942
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

#6669
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29931) - you deserved it (6784)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34509) - you deserved it (27582)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8205) - you deserved it (31205)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16355) - you deserved it (2841)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19608) - you deserved it (4181)

On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23212) - you deserved it (6249)

On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version



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