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Dakota27
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12761) - you deserved it (2156)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

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On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version



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