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DaisyPink

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 November 1971 (44 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>perdix</b> - the 02/14/2013 at 7:48am<b>lambda</b> - the 02/13/2013 at 3:20pm<b>Hoyseth</b> - the 02/13/2013 at 2:18pm<b>dersand</b> - the 07/14/2011 at 3:05pm<b>EasyGoing103</b> - the 06/20/2010 at 5:52pm<b>Limelon</b> - the 05/22/2010 at 8:19pm<b>The_good_times</b> - the 05/22/2010 at 8:05pm<b>isyk</b> - the 05/22/2010 at 7:40pm<b>petrapumpkinhed</b> - the 05/19/2010 at 11:21am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 05/18/2010 at 7:38pm<b>goodnightpunpun</b> - the 05/03/2010 at 12:08am<b>Domonator</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 4:17pm<b>wowshockr</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 3:39pm<b>DncrHap</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 2:27pm<b>tiff837</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 1:53pm<b>Ritaa</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 1:42pm<b>aardvarkish</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 1:40pm

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DaisyPink's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Bromley) / Intimacy

Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML

by WhyDoINeedAName / 03/13/2013 at 3:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML

by baby, baby no / 11/09/2012 at 1:39pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

by Maria / 08/20/2012 at 9:25am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother decided to share with me that my father is impotent, and they hadn't had sex in a year and a half. Thanks, Mom. I can never unhear that. FML

by Christina / 06/29/2012 at 1:31am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML

by dating a manchild / 06/01/2012 at 7:50pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

by Sleep Deprived / 12/25/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

by lifesuck / 09/19/2010 at 10:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 9:19am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy