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  • Number of visits : 121
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Daisy1211 : Hey! I'm Deyshia.

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Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60386) - you deserved it (5404)

On 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by WOW (man) - Kenya

Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58647) - you deserved it (22886)

On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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