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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 312
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dairyking : Don't mind me; I'm just here for daily entertainment. Also, I'm not likely to respond to a comment directed at one of my own, so it's nothing personal if I don't get back to you.

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Dairyking's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

by JAY22 / 03/26/2009 at 7:41am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy