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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 October 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DaggNabbit : I make donuts. They make you go nuts. Message me if you go nuts for donuts.

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Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29900) - you deserved it (5716)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML


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On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML


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On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML


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On 06/16/2014 at 11:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Germany

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