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Daffodilly

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Daffodilly

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 September 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Daffodilly : I LOVE corny puns. I'm not usually clever enough to come up with them.

I try my hardest to write with correct grammar and spell correctly, but I won't go Nazi on anyone.

I hope you have a fantastic laughter-filled day!

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Daffodilly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46110) - you deserved it (6771)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML

#20887524
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50957) - you deserved it (4954)

On 09/19/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by monkey (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

#20875776
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47398) - you deserved it (4070)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

#20538482
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34618) - you deserved it (3834)

On 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML

#20514612
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34044) - you deserved it (4648)

On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States

Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML

#20446490
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10887) - you deserved it (32785)

On 01/07/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by james88 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

#20423470
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39817) - you deserved it (4019)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26127) - you deserved it (2139)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML

#20083004
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/22/2012 at 12:54am - love - by Flighted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML

#19979543
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19161) - you deserved it (7122)

On 07/23/2012 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML

#19913171
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27083) - you deserved it (2778)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23104) - you deserved it (1900)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10938) - you deserved it (39312)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14578) - you deserved it (31158)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19998) - you deserved it (33288)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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