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DaddyBear022
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas NV, USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 January 1982 (32 years)
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Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

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On 06/29/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by patriarchal apparently (man) - Saint Lucia



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