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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 305
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DaddiIsMad : Hey, I've been coming on the FML site for a while(: I like reading other people's FMLs when I'm bored. I created my account because I have those moments to and I like sharing them. I am in high school and my life is pretty dramatic.

My friends and siblings mess with me a lot. :P My username has an explanation too. DaddiIsMad - my dad, like most others, is strict and worries about everything. So with that, we have a lot of good FML moments. I will post some when they happen(; So thanks for visiting!

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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10367) - you deserved it (55106)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10367) - you deserved it (55106)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11923) - you deserved it (56283)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28523) - you deserved it (3045)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35696) - you deserved it (3386)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
182 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

#953150
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I agree, your life sucks (60049) - you deserved it (4543)

On 04/13/2009 at 4:09pm - kids - by shizzy09 (woman) - United States (Washington)



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