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Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40413) - you deserved it (10196)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by f*cks_sake - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36585) - you deserved it (2878)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)



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