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Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 1:35am - love - by severedface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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