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About Dabookofnothing : Im so random and crazy

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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35554) - you deserved it (92906)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered my cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47511) - you deserved it (11975)

On 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by AllThatJazz (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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