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DabegotWorld
  • Town/Country : im obviously homeless, usa
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  • Number of visits : 336
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DabegotWorld : hey I see u! *I'm ur stalkr. I'm omar sixteen love music cept death metal cuz u die... true story.I love to talk nd listen. I'm an open guy who spends time on fmls app cuz its awesome thts y ur here... feel free to tlk nytime. Ps fo shizl. Best word ever.

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Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44672) - you deserved it (24287)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40430) - you deserved it (6208)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
704 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16214) - you deserved it (86887)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents house. FML

#17008164
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29981) - you deserved it (3079)

On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured to the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is heavily pregnant. I am just fat. FML

#17008873
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26934) - you deserved it (19629)

On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by Preggie - Singapore

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

#17001302
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7151) - you deserved it (65719)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

#17000243
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35976) - you deserved it (3228)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34559) - you deserved it (11890)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

#16997989
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33271) - you deserved it (3835)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5670) - you deserved it (84014)

On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

#16995369
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22924) - you deserved it (16488)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

#16990171
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28874) - you deserved it (2845)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31544) - you deserved it (19668)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8804) - you deserved it (29307)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

#6710619
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21489) - you deserved it (8831)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by B-Man (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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