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by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
by Snurkles / 07/07/2011 at 8:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by independence / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Preggie / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm / United States (New York) / Health
by THOMASisMYname / 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:06am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
by Fmylife / 07/06/2011 at 5:17am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML
by thoughtcrimeno1 / 07/06/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Devon / 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
by ellinor / 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous
by B-Man / 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He… Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon.… Today, I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he…