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Daaaan

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Daaaan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Daaaan : turtles can breath through their butt :)

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Daaaan's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58784) - you deserved it (5034)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

#21114249
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40121) - you deserved it (13062)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

#21093670
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38360) - you deserved it (10039)

On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

#21067356
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46299) - you deserved it (3697)

On 02/21/2014 at 4:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Lipetsk)

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

#21042040
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21166) - you deserved it (56009)

On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML

#21040445
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46833) - you deserved it (3615)

On 01/26/2014 at 8:08am - misc - by neighbor - Australia (New South Wales)



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