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  • Number of visits : 227
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DaMann360 : I love having fun, playing videogames, have an amazing girlfriend (soon fiance), am going into genetics as a career, love rock music, I don't read, I am a sophmore in college, and love pizza and mountain dew. I'm a very strong believer in Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. My biggest annoyance is disrespectful people and enjoy having friendly debates with my friends and family. My favorite quote is "You don't win wars by dying for your country. You win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his." Quoted from "Alien Rage". Last but not least, GOD BLESS AMERICA! Not a fan of all of its choices and leaders, but I still love my homeland. Heros don't wear capes and tights. Heros wear camo and fight for the country they love.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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DaMann360's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49847) - you deserved it (8379)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53157) - you deserved it (4504)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48874) - you deserved it (4423)

On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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