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DaMann360
  • Town/Country : Michigan, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DaMann360 : I love having fun, playing videogames, have an amazing girlfriend (soon fiance), am going into genetics as a career, love rock music, I don't read, I am a freshman in college, and love pizza and mountain dew. I'm a very strong believer in Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. My biggest annoyance is disrespectful people and enjoy having friendly debates with my friends and family. My favorite quote is "You don't win wars by dying for your country. You win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his." Quoted from "Alien Rage". Last but not least, GOD BLESS AMERICA! Not a fan of all of its choices and leaders, but I still love my homeland. Heros don't wear capes and tights. Heros wear camo and fight for the country they love.

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Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50514) - you deserved it (4029)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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