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About DaMann360 : I love having fun, playing videogames, have an amazing girlfriend (soon fiance), am going into genetics as a career, love rock music, I don't read, I am a sophmore in college, and love pizza and mountain dew. I'm a very strong believer in Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. My biggest annoyance is disrespectful people and enjoy having friendly debates with my friends and family. My favorite quote is "You don't win wars by dying for your country. You win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his." Quoted from "Alien Rage". Last but not least, GOD BLESS AMERICA! Not a fan of all of its choices and leaders, but I still love my homeland. Heros don't wear capes and tights. Heros wear camo and fight for the country they love.

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Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML


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On 09/09/2014 at 11:38pm - love - by Itchy Missy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 10:35am - misc - by oops (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML


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On 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML


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On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML


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On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

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