About DaLiquer : I like to mountain bike and play video games although i had to quit playing games as they were taking up too much time. Now i just work, bike, and study. I love to learn so I am enjoying college very much! You can message me but I have no clue how the private messaging works so probably won't answer
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
DaLiquer's favorite FMLs
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
by maturity / 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by confusedcatlover / 04/06/2013 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
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