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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 475
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DaLiquer : I like to mountain bike and play video games although i had to quit playing games as they were taking up too much time. Now i just work, bike, and study. I love to learn so I am enjoying college very much! You can message me but I have no clue how the private messaging works so probably won't answer

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML


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On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54792) - you deserved it (6002)

On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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