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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 44877
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About DaDezza244 : I only comment so I don't disappear into the pages of history lol. My comments will suck since I'm hopeless at making puns. FML

Hello strangers.
Let's run away from the wickedness of the world and travel to Narnia or Hogwarts! The world is mad and I had enough. It's time for us to disappear to our fantasies

Let's travel the world and obtain every Pokèmon that currently exists in our imagination! (I prefer all pokemon up to 486)

I'm hopeless at making puns so I don't really comment. Anxiety problems is also a reason I don't comment. #TheStruggle

University life is upon me!
I love History and Cars
I am Respectful, kind Person
I am Australian with an Asian descent
I Hate racist people.
I Believe in Human Rights
Stand up for what you believe.
Be Respectful to everyone.
I'm on app most of the time.
Support same-sex marriage!
Don't Judge people!
Message me if you wish!
CYA later :D

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DaDezza244's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44678) - you deserved it (3711)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

#17094031
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10903) - you deserved it (92443)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133831) - you deserved it (7393)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

#17085145
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36472) - you deserved it (3553)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17416) - you deserved it (14989)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

#17069716
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32119) - you deserved it (5192)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

#17063705
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (11448)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

#17063705
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (11448)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

#17055624
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (51891)

On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

#17051248
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38149) - you deserved it (6243)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

#17047649
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42074) - you deserved it (7572)

On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

#17046646
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30028) - you deserved it (3360)

On 07/09/2011 at 11:12pm - health - by ilovedirt - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

#17044737
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35881) - you deserved it (5810)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33896) - you deserved it (7364)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11242) - you deserved it (77825) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version



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