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About DWordHead16 : -I'm 1/2 Mexican, 1/4 Filipino, and 1/4 German :D
-I'm a gamer, I specifically play the Xbox 360, although I love Nintendo too. Been addicted to gaming since I was five, hahah.
-I'm pretty shy and sensitive, and would hope that I don't piss anyone off on here.
-I try to have good grammar, however, I tend to have many comma splices.
-Been on FML for awhile; I just never made an account. (Typical story, I know.)
-"Why am I the one who just keeps on running? Why am I surrounded by shadows of my doubt? I search for some sort of solace, but I am a man with no light to guide me out." (Crown the Empire, you make such beautiful music.)
-Don't be surprised if I make a comment that sounds like I'm on a high-horse. We all perceive things in different ways.
-I'm all about individualism!
Well, that's about it! I'd love to receive messages! Thanks for reading! And remember: shirts tucked, ties tied, and BALLS IN! EVERYBODY BALLS IN!
• a lot of you FMLers need to develop some empathy.
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Tuesday 22 July 2014