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  • Town/Country : In The Abyss
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 767
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DU0 : Name's Chris

You mistaken me for somebody who cares.
Get a sense of humor if you don't like what I have to say...

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Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

#14521055
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20790) - you deserved it (3349)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I met my boyfriend's grandparents for the first time. When my boyfriend introduced us, his grandfather smiled at me, took my hand, and said in the most polite voice, "Wow, you're not nearly as pretty as he described you." FML

#14511615
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21514) - you deserved it (2259)

On 01/08/2011 at 7:22pm - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

#14505215
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26421) - you deserved it (3693)

On 01/08/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23811) - you deserved it (3536)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

#14494706
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10323) - you deserved it (24961)

On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML

#14490872
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22939) - you deserved it (4391)

On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
129 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

#3890479
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40323) - you deserved it (17154)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm - love - by DanceOnTheEdge (woman) - United States (New York)



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